By Tim Smith
Ah, Mr Megane, I presume. I hear your’e still walking around with all of that swagger, all of that confidence of someone who holds a record over at the ‘ol ‘ring? I even hear you’ve had a bit of cosmetic surgery done on yourself, keeping things fresh, eh?
I know, I know, you’re not the most compromising thing out there but you’ve got the power, right?
Well, I’ve just got a figure I wanna throw your way:
Remember it well, eh?
Look, we can even watch a bit of you doing all of that time, driving around, taking the lines, getting all fast on the straits.
Ah, but Mr Megane, I have a new figure for you:
Sounds silly, eh? The bugger must be undrivable on an actual road?
I dunno, but here’s the footage: