VAUXHALL LOVES CAPITAL LETTERS

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By Tim Smith

WE ARE VAUXHALL AND WE HAVE A NEW CAR FOR YOU. IT IS AN ASTRA BUT IT HAS MORE POWER AND IT IS FOR THE TRACK BUT IF YOU LIKE IT THEN WE WILL BUILD IT FOR YOU. IT IS CALLED THE EXTREME AND WE LIKE TO PRINT THE NAME IN ALL SHOUTY CAPS SO YOU GET THE POINT THAT IT IS EXTREME. IT WILL HAVE A 300PS MOTOR BECAUSE WHO NEEDS BHP? BHP JUST MAKES THINGS SOUND LIKE THEY HAVE LESS POWER SO WE USE THOSE SMALLER GERMAN HORSES TO EXPRESS HOW EXTREME WE ALL ARE. IT WILL WEIGH LESS THAN THE NORMAL vxr THANKS TO CARBON FIBRE AND STUFF. YOU SEE THAT? CAPS ARE TOO GOOD FOR THE LESSER vxr NOW. ONLY THE EXTREME WARRANTS SUCH SHOUT. NOW YOU DROOL AT THE PICTURES AND WE WILL THINK ABOUT MAKING IT.

LOOK. AN ASTRA EXTREME. IT IS EXTREME.

LOOK. AN ASTRA EXTREME. IT IS EXTREME.

THIS IS THE BACK OF THE EXTREME. THE BACK IS ALSO EXTREME.

THIS IS THE BACK OF THE EXTREME. THE BACK IS ALSO EXTREME.

 

 

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