So you’ve been doing some acting and it’s going fairly well. After being in a Hollywood film where a comet hits the Earth and everyone’s favourite Penguin documentary narrator is the president of the ol’ States of ‘Merica you get a phone call from a bloke who claims he’s remaking the Lord Of The Rings. Have you got a spare ten years or so?
As it happens, you do, and a few years later ALL the bills are paid FOREVER.
If you were, in fact, Elijah Wood visiting a rainy little island for a starring role in a new film about Dylan Thomas you’d probably swan about in all Range Rovers or something.
Well, you’d be wrong. Damn Wrong: