Google Streetview has added the Top Gear test track to its, erm, streetview.
The track can now be searched, and you, the hero of the story inside of your head, can now follow The Stig as he drives around the track, sometimes with all smoke coming off the tyres.
More importantly, The BBC has confirmed that Jeremy Clarkson, Richard The Hamster Hammond (who’s not a real hamster) and James May will be returning to BBC Two on Sunday the second of February. That happens to clash with my works Christmas do (Christmas isn’t really a thing to be celebrated in the restaurant trade), so no, we can’t watch it together. But, if you ask nicely, we can sit down with a bottle of wine the following week and kiss and make up in front of three idiots who will probably say something homo/xenophobic at some point.