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Immobilised (Part 3)
iii The following transmission is not a transcript but a memory recording. It will be prone to corruption and misphrasing. It is, however, to the unit’s ability, the closest to what actually occurred: (Coded entry) {kewfh v..w..4ntu….5v…t.wu’…..…’DUIO:[AE]} … Continue reading
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Immobolised (Part 2)
ii It’s been twenty cycles since full system’s failure. The atmosphere is hot thus cooling of the main electrical system (thought to be the cause of this failure) has been slow. I’m late for a gathering in the Stroud … Continue reading
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Immobilised (Pt.1)
i. So we keep the gears low and we creep, we creep. We do the two-second-gap thing and we count, we count. We shuffle the wheel and we keep a respectful distance and we take great care for indication … Continue reading
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Eleven
i. Even within the Kingdom of the Professionals there is no such abstraction as objectivity. We are all built upon our cultural presets and experiential resets. ii. My name is Tim Smith. I am a white, middle class, heterosexual male. … Continue reading
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Sit Rep
Okay, ok: SIT REP: So I’ve got a couple of reviews lined up but due to changing the cover on my insurance and generally loosing all faith in all things those sorts of reports are numbered. Or in short I’ve … Continue reading
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Taking It Slowly
It’s alright, you don’t have to look me in the eye… So, I’ve been away. I get it. It’s me not you. I know. There’s been plenty to write about, I just haven’t been around. It all went wrong around … Continue reading
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Audi Q7 TDI V12 DeathStar
“Get out of my way poor people” A poor attitude in a rich man’s car but then I have become the destroyer of worlds. I’m sat in the almost three-ton Audi Q7 V12 TDI. Upfront, growling and whooshing is a … Continue reading
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Glo’ Mo’ Sho’
Bespoke Bentleys and time travelling Deloreans minus flux capacitors but plus the build quality that broke them in the first place. Unwieldy sentences aside even Marty Mcfly would have been at home in amongst the old and the new of … Continue reading
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Scrap
This is all speculation though. Spread generously across the Vauxhall’s body are the logos of a local removal company. It could well have been a disgruntled former employee. Continue reading
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Focus RS
Whilst it is certain that the Focus RS’ suspension is well sorted, every so often I would be reminded how hard it is. Both myself and Morgan Man were experiencing bad guts. Bad guts from too much drink and the excesses of a weekend of good food, good company, too much worry and too little sleep. Potholes would remind us of this. The RS is not a car for the fragile. Continue reading
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autoeclectic
Nick Burne
