Sit Rep

Okay, ok:

SIT REP:

So I’ve got a couple of reviews lined up but due to changing the cover on my insurance and generally loosing all faith in all things those sorts of reports are numbered. Or in short I’ve got not much.

Most of the reports I will be filing will be situation reports regarding the PanzerWagon, or, for the uninitiated, my 155,000 mile Audi 80 2.6E Avant. Here’s a short list of the developments that are upcoming:

• - Rust,
• - Rattles,
• - Wrangling with the wheel arches.

And some more:

• - Sunroof,
• - Stalling,
• - Seagull shit.

And how about these?

• - Tyres,
• - Testicles,
• - Trips to motorway verges

Are lists not great? Almost like little poems. The testicles bit may just be a lie. Or maybe not. Can’t decide just yet. In the mean-time here’s a picture of some kittens:

 

Awwww, look at thier little faeces, I mean faces. I Said FACES.